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The Most Dangerous Elf Alive

Created on 2002-09-10 22:53:10 (#701273), last updated 2003-10-17

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Name:	Dr. Jason Helstrom
Birthdate:	06-07
Location:	Venice, California, United States

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Once upon a time, I was a professor; now I'm just another doctorate put out to pasture by the Bushies. I've an ex that wants blood, but I keep her content with money; I've a son that is terrifyingly brilliant, and endangers himself accordingly (chip off the ol' block, there); I've an Eagle-class steam frigate from 1917, but that's just my home; I own an electronics repair shop, but it's never open; I live off patents, but I really keep meaning to get around to writing a book or two...

And I've got secrets. Plus, I know something you don't: None of this is real.

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